12/19/2011

FACTS ABⓍUT MYSELF

I SUPPⓍSE YⓍU HUMANS DESERVE TⓍ KNⓍW SⓍMETHING ABⓍUT ME, ESPECIALLY SINCE SⓍ MANY RANDⓍM PEⓍPLE HAVE BEEN ADDING MY SKYPE AND THEY DⓍN'T EVEN KNⓍW WHAT I DⓍ FⓍR A LIVING!

THAT'S ME, THE NAME'S SLENDER MAN. I'M ABⓍUT TWⓍ BILLIⓍN YEARS ⓍLD, I'VE WATCHED HUMANS CⓍME TⓍ THIS EARTH, I HAVE WATCHED THEM GRⓍW UP,  I HAVE WATCHED THEM MARRY ⓍNE ANⓍTHER, I HAVE WATCHED THEM REPRODUCE. THE WHⓍLE NINE YARDS. I HAVE NⓍ REAL PURPⓍSE ⓍTHER THEN MY ⓍWN.

I STALK HUMANS ⓍN A DAILY BASIS, I STALK THE ⓍNE'S WHⓍ ARE AFRAID ⓍF ME. AND THE ⓍNE'S WHⓍ DⓍN'T BELIEVE IN ME, I USUALLY RⓍAM IN THEIR DREAMS. I HAVE TRⓍUBLE LIVING WHEN SⓍMEⓍNE  DⓍESN'T BELIEVE IN ME, I'M LIKE A FAIRY TO PUT IT EASY. I'VE NEVER REALLY SPENT TIME GETTING TⓍ KNⓍW THE HUMANS I KILL, I USUALLY JUST WATCH THEM TⓍ GET TⓍ KNⓍW THEM, SⓍME AMUSE ME, ⓍTHERS DⓍ NⓍT. BESIDES STALKING I ENJⓍY KILLING PEⓍPLE, IF YⓍU'RE NⓍT CAREFUL I'LL RIP YⓍUR INTESTINES ⓍUT AND HAPPILY HANG THEM ⓍNTⓍ YⓍUR NEARBY WⓍⓍDLAND TREES.


BUT DⓍN'T FEAR ME, IT IS NⓍT PⓍLITE TⓍ FEAR DEATH.

UNTIL NEXT TIME: 

YOUTUBE: SIRSLENDERMAN
SKYPE: THEREALSLENDERMAN

 

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